by robot on Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:02 pm
i did envy heff, as many men do, but now i really pity him, it must be worse than hell to be surrounded by mindless bimbo golddiggers 24/7. does he really think any of his "flames" loved him at some point? i mean, i might be wrong, but if he's really living with them the way playboy enterprises is claiming, it must be devastatingly hard to play this game of pretense in front of everyone, the media, and then himself when he looks into the mirror..
i do wish he is lucid, and just messing with us, cleverly making us believe he's shallow enough to want only fine young pussy for company until he dies. I bet he has a real lover, someone who's been taking care of him for all these years, and he's just whipping out the pajamas and the pipe for the reality shows and the paparazzis. I hope so.