I hate to say ungallant things about our ladies but... but is she chubbing up and chunking out somewhat?
Moving inexorably towards the body type of all those low-slung matronly Thai mommas offering massage-with-extras in every town in Europe?
Ah well... guess we all succumb to our genetic destinies eventually..
*henry heaves beer gut off couch and pitches forward face down on the rug with lethal heart attack*