The Scandinavian wrote:Why not let the girls do whatever the hell they want?
Let them? I wasn't aware that I and others here were preventing them from doing anything they want. When did we acquire such an ability? How long have we had it? How exactly does it work?
It would save you lots and lots of time...
Save us lot's and lot's of time that we spend doing something we are not in fact doing? Interesting...
Perhaps you are referring to the time we spend firing off posts. In that case you may very well be correct. I have wasted literally minutes writing a post here and there, and I will never get those minutes back. You are quite wise, my good Scandinavian.
But, of course, that might mean you get fewer chances...
In this world, one will never lack such chances.
...to call American women "whores", "uber-skanks", "bitches", "disgusting", "stupid", "insane", and what have you
Well, out of approximately 150 million women, there are quite a few who fit that bill. That's their problem. Needless to say, the gals who have their heads screwed on straight wouldn't see themselves in such perjoratives.
and you wouldn't want that to happen now would you!?
Golly no! That would result in...in...in... uh, actually nothing really. Damn it, Scandinavian, you had me scared there for a moment.
I mean, what if, God forbid, we stopped generalizing?
Then we would no longer be generalizing. In such a scenario, I would have to replace a statement such as "Arizona is a warm state" with a thorough, detailed breakdown of each and every climatological variance, or else my listeners would be horribly mislead and would conclude that each and every portion of that state is warm at all times. God forbid I should make the claim that "basketball players are tall." That would be very poor etiquette.
What would the world look like?
I've got my money on "Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory" but I wouldn't be surprised if it instead came to resemble the volcano base from "You Only Live Twice." Probably a toss up between the two.