How do you masturbate?

[kickherface]

If you use another technique, post!

[zero]

Well it is a process, first I need to set the mood this entails putting on my bugs bunny onesies, ensuring I am point south by south west, playing the collected works of William Shatner and looking to the mirror saying "do dirty things to me Micky Mouse, I will be your whore, your fuck toy" etc

So pretty simple when you really break it down.