The rectum stretcher

[gapelover]

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a
woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a
radar gun on the other side lying in wait

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with
that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love,
asked, 'What's your hurry?'

To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

The cop stammer red, 'A what?............


A rectum stretcher!


And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger,
then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then
four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to
side until I can ge t both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'

'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot
asshole?' he asked

'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a
bridge...'

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS