Ridiculous Porn movie titles!

[Lee]

I was just over at Gamelink & I came across this movie:

Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go #2.

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It's probably a great sex movie but what a title!!

Any other stupid ones anyone has come across?

[fallon]

my favorite title still is "the hills have size"
it's a japanese manga-porn...

[hopless3]

Lots of porn produces like to imatate Holliwood and make moves based (Verry loosly) on hit movies usuall using names that are similar.

EG
"The Borne Identity" became "The Porn Identity"

but the title that got me laughing was "Saving Private Ryan" became "Saving Ryan's Privates" (I've not watched this as it's a gay porn movie)

[Lee]

but the title that got me laughing was "Saving Private Ryan" became "Saving Ryan's Privates" (I've not watched this as it's a gay porn movie)

Reminds me of a gay production that was advertised in a local paper a couple of years back. It was 'The Pirates Of Mens Pants', obviously a take on The Pirates Of Penzance!

[Lee]

I came across this one today. (not literally!)
'Lil Women Teens In Limeyland'.

Limeyland! I love the way us Brits are referred to as Limey's!

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[Lee]

Ron Jeremy in 'The Maddams Family'. Classic!

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[Lee]

'Not The Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia'

I'd like to know if Aurora Snow takes it up the arse or not!!
I'm presuming that's Teagan in the top left. WOW!

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[Lee]

The Texas Vibrator Massacre

This is the synopsis:
"A group of friends take a detour while traveling through rural Texas and encounter a vibrator wielding maniac and his family".

Well the fact that Roxy DeVille & Jamie Elle star in it should make it interesting!

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[Lee]

Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre

You have got to be kidding me! Who the hell thought up this title?!!

Great list of stars though including:

Nicole Sheridan
Katja Kassin
Kinzie Kenner
Rita Faltoyano
Keri Sable
Taryn Thomas
Manuel Ferrara

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[priapos]

When it comes to bizarre titles, nothing beats the Japanese stuff, at least as rendered into English Here's on of my all time faves

Addicted To Confinement Medicine: Lewd Slave Coerced Pleasure
[starring Yuki Touma; Studio/Series? Attackers]

[sergeidekker]

Yeah, the japanese title are crazy

[Billbo]

Sucking Schlongs In Hong Kong

yeeeeech.

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