TRANSFORMERS 2 or WTF?

[rashidnz]

What The Fuck went wrong
well from a babes and porn POV not a lot except we did not get the college shower scene
You do get two Mega Hot Babes Megan Fox and Isabelle Lucas(the fembot decepticon)whose job is to look good
and both"actresses"(those are sarcastic quotation marks by the way) do that job successfully
the camera basically pans up and down their bodies and closes in for some sweaty cleavage shots to make the fanboys drool

However Michael B has suffered from what I call a George Lucas atttack
everything that was wrong in the Star Wars prequels/sequels has somehow made it into this film

Jar Jar Binks in robot form why not but lets have Two....
The Sith oops Decepticons master/pupil speech

Bigger Budget with more more more spaceships oops robots
so much happening that no one will notice the CRAP Dialog
Plot we dont need no stinking plot ,just add another cgi explosion

Oh lets have dogs humping(presumably both dogs are male because that is funnier)
But wait lets show dogs humping again because if once is funny than its even funnier twice right?


Third and 4th wheel characters that serve as the MIB/Xfiles Wacky conspiracy theorist with Arcane Knowledge
Plot Holes no
Plot Thread is more like it

[hopless3]

I take it you liked it

OK so you obviously didn't.

Perhaps we should run a worst fill me we've ever seen poll.