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I ran into Marta Kauffman while shopping at the local mall (Ipercoop Viale Giannotti) and she shared a few secrets with us.

The 10 best Friends episodes that never happened:

1) The One Where Chandler Says Something Funny
2) The One Where Everyone Thinks Ross Is Gay
3) The One Where Joey Is Fatter Than Chandler (which leads to...)
4) The One After Rehab (alternative title: The One Before Rehab)
5) The One With Vince Vaughn (aka The One With The Fake Boyfriend)
6) The One With The Aphex Twin (Phoebe's new boyfriend is a crazy ginger from Cornwall. His ominous moog sounds give Mr. Heckles a heart stroke)
7) The One With Porn (wait, this actually got made)
8 ) The One Where Everyone's On Ketamine
9) The One Where Chandler Gets Stuck In An ATM Vestibule With George Michael
10) True Anal Stories

haha! friends is an awesome show, too bad it ended. matthew perry's a brilliant comedian

talking about the one with porn guys, I never found the porn video that Phoebe' sister made. I gave up a few years ago...anyway a friend that saw it told me it was pretty vanilla.

What???
Buffy the Vampire Layer? Or Inspect 'er Gadgets?

The writhing flesh mass that would have been a threeway Aniston-Cox-Kudrow tribb just after the guys snuffed themselves out or took a long walk and never appeared on-screen until next episode.

I saw that one, it was directed by Lynch and Salvador Dalì, right?

I heard they used three small trained & shaved simians for body doubles.

Legends abound on Lynch's collection of human organs. According to someone he owns a real human head! So, everything is possible.

A head? Jesus, well I guess divorces though usually ugly & painful can ultimately be satisfying for the clever & resourceful man.