How do you masturbate?
Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 2:10 amIf you use another technique, post!
Well it is a process, first I need to set the mood this entails putting on my bugs bunny onesies, ensuring I am point south by south west, playing the collected works of William Shatner and looking to the mirror saying "do dirty things to me Micky Mouse, I will be your whore, your fuck toy" etc
So pretty simple when you really break it down.