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What EBI needs is...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:56 pm
by sbando
1) A publicist

2) More pictures of naked chicks

3) "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" in the background

4) A sexy secretary like the one in "The Producers"

5) XHTML

6) MDMA

7) A 303

8 ) A woman

9) A pet racoon

10) More cowbells!

PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:08 am
by Frigo
I don't know "The Producers" but a sexy secretary would be nice :P

PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:05 pm
by Camarillobrillo
As much as i hate Poison i have to go for MDMA...

Followed by half an hour of the Hypnotoad :lol:


ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!!

PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:31 am
by Xenomorgue
What EBI needs is ... ?

I say that EBI needs a community of people who enjoy visiting this site regularly, who like to read other people's posts and who are not afraid to add their own thoughtful comments to a thread.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:42 pm
by hardware
I voted for more cowbells.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:28 pm
by Xenomorgue
hardware wrote:I voted for more cowbells.


If you are looking for cowbells, try your local Country and Western gift shop. They also sell the finest cactuses and wooden horsecocks. And CDs featuring music by America's favourite vocalist Tammy Wynette.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:10 pm
by hardware
I take it that you never saw This Is Spinal Tap.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:31 pm
by sbando
Close.
Saturday Night Live, actually :).

PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:29 pm
by Camarillobrillo
sbando wrote:Close.
Saturday Night Live, actually :).


Yeah !!!
The great Gene Frenkle :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:17 pm
by hardware
sbando wrote:Close.
Saturday Night Live, actually :).


In honor of your avatar - D'oh!

Re: What EBI needs is...

PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:47 am
by svin_renigoth
sbando wrote:1) A publicist

2) More pictures of naked chicks

3) "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" in the background

4) A sexy secretary like the one in "The Producers"

5) XHTML

6) MDMA

7) A 303

8 ) A woman

9) A pet racoon

10) More cowbells!


i voted for more cowbells, but i think you could add one more:
11) More Aristocrats jokes

PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:44 pm
by sbando
Also know as 11) Cheap Letterman knock-off.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:28 pm
by Mr_White
I´d like to add # 12: A ministry for silly walks

What EBI needs....

PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:47 pm
by Toffeeman
...is a very clever search facility in which you could list you fave porn stars and then it would tell you others that you might like to investigate.

That's what I would like.

And I'm sorry that it wasn't more amusing but it wasn't meant to be.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:47 pm
by Walter Burns
Mods with common sense.