How should Sbando boy kill himself?

by **sbando** on Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:36 pm

This is not a drill! I repeat: this is not a drill.
Cast your vote. And I'm waiting for your tips. Sketches and web links are appreciated.

by **STEMCELL** on Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:45 pm

But wait until Milano won the cup, right?

by **sbando** on Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:10 pm

I'm wearing Gigs' shirt right now.

by **Walter Burns** on Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:50 pm

I voted for none of the provided choices.

I vote for suffocation, like this.

by **sbando** on Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:37 pm

Stick to the rules, Private.

by **ronk** on Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:50 pm

I voted for the known ineffective method.

We do not want to loose Sbando.

by **sbando** on Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:33 pm

You're not helping.

by **Mr_White** on Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:10 pm

....... old sarcastic me suggests to go to a football game in Italy....

:twisted:

D´Oh!

by **sbando** on Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:09 pm

If you're a regular person with no record and a 90 euro ticket, it will take you 40 minutes to actually get into the stadium, if you make it thru 3 checkpoints where you're searched and your id checked, that is. If during these stages you get nervous, you risk an arrest, no matter if you pre-paid a 2500 euro season ticket.
So, it's not very practical, really.

by **Mr_White** on Tue May 01, 2007 9:22 pm

.... than apply for a guest role in Futurama and spent a couple of dimes for the suicide booth.....

What did you say? Not working, because that show got cancelled? Jeeeezz, bad mistake.

But here is my ultimate one for you: Apply for a guest role in The Simpsons, go to Moe´s Tavern and pretend to be food. Homey will take care of you....

:wink:

by **ronk** on Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:15 am

So has Sbando got the sympathy he deserves?

by **Wally** on Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:07 am

ok, lets see....if you want slow dead how about watching Adamo videos for a week ....that'll be slow and painfull, ...maybe youll be done by the first night .....for a quick dead ..how about, .....watching a video of Bambi getting dp'ed by a gang of black guys ........no no no ..way a minute that will be a happy dead

....let me think of something else ........

by **sbando** on Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:16 pm

Hahahaha. Ah, Adamo, I hate that guy.

by **El-ahrairah** on Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:44 pm

I would suggest you allow yourself to be strapped to a metal table by a rotund supervillain and subsequently cut in half by a powerful laser beam, beginning with the groin. Works every time (provided you do not attempt to talk yourself out of the predicament or use any sneaky device to escape).

by **sbando** on Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:00 pm

Hahaha! But no, those supervillains are too gullible.

How should Sbando boy kill himself?

How should Sbando boy kill himself

How should Sbando boy kill himself?

hmmm, ......

ok, ........

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