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How should Sbando boy kill himself?

PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:36 pm
by sbando
This is not a drill! I repeat: this is not a drill.
Cast your vote. And I'm waiting for your tips. Sketches and web links are appreciated.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:45 pm
by STEMCELL
But wait until Milano won the cup, right?

PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:10 pm
by sbando
I'm wearing Gigs' shirt right now.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:50 pm
by Walter Burns
I voted for none of the provided choices.

I vote for suffocation, like this.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:37 pm
by sbando
Stick to the rules, Private.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:50 pm
by ronk
I voted for the known ineffective method.

We do not want to loose Sbando.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:33 pm
by sbando
You're not helping.

hmmm, ......

PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:10 pm
by Mr_White
....... old sarcastic me suggests to go to a football game in Italy....

:twisted: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :twisted:

D´Oh!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:09 pm
by sbando
If you're a regular person with no record and a 90 euro ticket, it will take you 40 minutes to actually get into the stadium, if you make it thru 3 checkpoints where you're searched and your id checked, that is. If during these stages you get nervous, you risk an arrest, no matter if you pre-paid a 2500 euro season ticket.
So, it's not very practical, really.

ok, ........

PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 9:22 pm
by Mr_White
.... than apply for a guest role in Futurama and spent a couple of dimes for the suicide booth.....

What did you say? Not working, because that show got cancelled? Jeeeezz, bad mistake.

But here is my ultimate one for you: Apply for a guest role in The Simpsons, go to Moe´s Tavern and pretend to be food. Homey will take care of you....

:wink: :shock: :wink:

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:15 am
by ronk
So has Sbando got the sympathy he deserves?

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:07 am
by Wally
ok, lets see....if you want slow dead how about watching Adamo videos for a week ....that'll be slow and painfull, ...maybe youll be done by the first night .....for a quick dead ..how about, .....watching a video of Bambi getting dp'ed by a gang of black guys ........no no no ..way a minute that will be a happy dead :) ....let me think of something else ........

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:16 pm
by sbando
Hahahaha. Ah, Adamo, I hate that guy.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:44 pm
by El-ahrairah
I would suggest you allow yourself to be strapped to a metal table by a rotund supervillain and subsequently cut in half by a powerful laser beam, beginning with the groin. Works every time (provided you do not attempt to talk yourself out of the predicament or use any sneaky device to escape).

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:00 pm
by sbando
Hahaha! But no, those supervillains are too gullible.