The close-up shot in porn: ja oder nein?

[boombingbang]

I knew those four years and 8 credits of German language study in high school and college would come in handy someday (can't speak or understand a jot of it). But my business here is to see what others think of the "close-up" shot in porn. I was watching a lesbian flick the other day and I got to thinking: man does this camera guy piss me off with this fucking 4-5 minute close up on this tribb scene (tribadism is a much underrated and little thought of greatness by the way). I want/need to see the whole picture. Close-ups are fine if they last no more than 2-3 secs, then I want to see grimaces, legs & hips thrashing, writhing, contortions, twitches etc.

So I just wanted to get a vote from the populace and see who like these long close-up shots of, for instance, two girls trying to fit a round hole into a round hole as it is in tribbing or maybe the famous train into the tunnel shot. Assume I mean the loooongg shots maybe 1-2 minutes as is the realistic estimate but still way too long for me. Lastly, I have an idea I would like to share with any directors or producers that visit this board and it might save you some money on your next project:

If you think about it, there may be some species of animal out there that one might be able to pass off as being homosapien if you focus in close enough to a certain area of the body. Therefore, if you train them to e.g. tribb & focus in real close you can save money otherwise spent on talent and then stitch and paste together a nice seamless lesbian scene for near no cost. Are you an industry director and live near a zoo? Well, there's my advice and it's free and if you even for a millisecond seriously considered it please know that you suck, scumbag.

[sbando]

You're a funny man, boombingbang. The Illuminati rule all!

[boombingbang]

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