Let's make pretend 70's Porno Plot-Style

[boombingbang]

So we need a main character first. So let's create one and let's call her....let's say.....Meka...yes that works good. Also, we need a protagonist to rival our heroine, so let's call her.....maybe....Pre-Platinum Blonde Meka. We're all set now let's go:

The Pre-Platinum Blonde Meka vs. THE Meka

Let's say for instance there is a certain tribute site dedicated to the hypothetical Queen and Pioneer of the Porn Industry, Meka the Lovely. Now, let's pretend Meka finds this hypothetical tribute site one day, notices the firesale of her copyrighted goods of her goodies & brand name, wants blood and eternal damnation on the tribute founder(s), and then... Tah-dah!....then here comes Pre-Platinum Blonde Meka (played by yours truly, thank you very much....hypothetically of course... teehee) who just so happens to be on the scene when it goes down and decides to save the day and "mediate" these troubles involving cloudy & complicated copyright Internets legal issues. Below is some hypothetical dialog and maybe (and hopefully) this hypothetical concept of my play here may play-out further in my mind as set and unfolding in the public websphere of said hypothetical tribute site....or will it???

Act 1: Have a Merry Fuck Meka Christmas

Random fan giving kudos to tribute site: "AMAZING tribute to Meka. While I do enjoy her official one, I do find this to be a better site."

Meka: "It sucks as it is a rip off of my name MEKA and everything I have tried to do for years. Tribute Site Founder should burn in hell for ripping me off this way. If you really want the true facts about me MEKA you should go to MY site ..... MEKA"

***Tah-dah! Pre-Platinum Blonde Meka is in the right place at the right time...hypothetically.

PrePlatMeka: "I am pre-platinum blond Meka & I give my blessings to this shrine. I wield such authority - though I was less business savvy, poorer and less famous - as I was the better porn star & f'd like I meant it - though shit overdubbing ruined most films pre & post." (Note: reference to the fact that O-Dubbing was pandemic of earlier porno films in general not just the hypothetical Meka)

Tribute Founder (summary): ***long defense and expression of hurt feelings and legally baseless arguments to justify aforementioned firesale***

Comments fused & morphed from tribute site supporters: "You gots a terrifico blog! It rock! Meka doesn't have copyright on her stuff, yes no? Congrats and keep up great work! Blah blah blah

Meka: "I do have Copyrights to some of my films and YES I do own the copyrights to the photos because for one reason you took them right off of my site, bucko, because they were some of my private shit & from mags - which you are screwing too ie. my copyrights but theres as well. You are still a BIG RIP and your info is not TRUE at all on most of what you say in the bio here. You should at least check your facts, Jack, when commenting on my jack material as I own copyright to my photos & my name: MEKA and you own jack"

MEANWHILE.... Re-Enter the Pre-Platinum Blonde Meka! This is like the bizarro world Superfriends meets the People's Court as the players here unabashedly admit that they jerk off regularly to smut while others fuck with supernatural endurance on camera for a living. Whatever it is, we are making hypothetical real-time legal fucking history in the history of fucking whether we're in the Hall of Justice or on Krypton just before it explodes.

Pre-Platinum Blonde Meka: "As I am the Pre-Platinum Blonde Meka, THE PORNSTAR I have already trumped the latter Meka, THE BUSINESS WOMAN and in general declared this Shrine cool. Though arguments can support her thesis, I also think maybe her proposed sentence a bit harsh though also justifiable as well. Rapidshit is a straight file sharing piracy-enabler and in fact major tool & player in this ongoing criminal activity & conspiracy. You have clips and scenes linked to and accessible from this site to that site - in fact yesterday I grabbed the blablah scene (as I love that hypothetical little petite blonde biscuit)

(Some deleted comments per irrelevant false-alarm tech issue)

So moving on, one can probably buy these clips & scenes off her site OR grab them here for FREE - Well have a Merry Fuck Meka Christmas, thank you very much. Therefore, her rage maybe not so absurd anymore, no? Well that's my take. Sincerely, Pre-Platinum Blonde Meka"

***Boombingback comes Pre-Plat as it's caveat time and we wrap it up and see what happens in Act 2....

PrePlatM: "Sorry, as I may be mistaken per the techmnical file issue above though my particular legal arguments & assessment are cock-solid I think. Further, I think you should have a heart-to-heart with that other Meka as she could if she so wishes (and probably with great relish) have your site & balls strung up in a legal twist, vice-grip, and rippem-straight-fuckin-out-from-the-roots manuever if she so chooses. I hope it doesn't come to that - that is we lose this hypothetical site completely as I would barter your balls for it's continued existence if I could...nothing personal. Sincerely, Pre-Plat Meka"

Act 2: Server Error

The server encountered a temporary error and could not complete your request. Please try again in 30 seconds.

Pre-Plat: "Looks like someone gets to keep their balls. Oh well."

-The End-

[sbando]

Hahahaha. You're a genius.

[Raytech]

Hahahaha. You're a genius.

I agree ! I assume that you are 420 friendly...

[boombingbang]

Act 3: Balls Back on the Block - After author's/agitator's hasty assumptions earlier

Back in business as this hypothetical site is indeed still hypothetically alive however precariously it (& other things) lingers under the ginzu's edge. Well, since my previous failure & mistake, determination remains and is bolstered by cruel experience and the once stoppered now indulged & ejaculating personal satisfaction in the dolings of said cruelty + mischief, so let's see if we can kick this hypothetical situation into overdrive. But first let's wrap ourselves in the warm woolliness of nostalgia & praise before the full moon unleashes the hypothetical mauling & drooling gape:

(per my earlier comments, see Act 1)
Tribute_Site_Guy: "Thanks for the comments Pre-Plat! Drop me a private entry in the guestbook with your email. I have something to tell you."

Tribute: *long hypothetical public entry on hypothetical site indicating peril & a questionable future - asks Meka for verdict, next steps, and basically says (most funny) 'now I know I am fucking Meka merrily but that said now I can say I said it having made no positive steps at resolution & correction as there they are for all the world to plunder and maybe I will encode another scene or two so what was the issue again?'

Yeah, save it for the judge, slappy. So let's dive:

PrePlat: "Incidentally, I actually love ALL of Meka goofy bleached hair and all. But the phenomenal coincidences that enabled me to jump in the middle of this, act like a dick, slam Meka at least metaphorically if not the impossible ideal, and maybe give her some kind of real visceral jolt - hatred though it may be - was too awesome a prospect to pass up. Didn't mean the whole pornstar/business crap but I needed it to be sufficiently cruel & realistic for desired effect - however minimal, if it even worked at all. So anyway I felt this within my rights, this small revenge, as she is responsible for the fact that I and even Tribute_Founder WILL indeed be in Hell and burning and it will be her fault whether or not she wished it or not. Sincerely, Pre-Platinum Meka PS. Trib_Foun: Here use this email if you want(and then, maybe edit it out for me after you snag it, thx):XXXXXX"

****A quick inspiration & follow-up (i.e. thought of a good line, needed to work it in within context, pretend I care & being casual & etc, not make it seem forced & deliberate & steeped in sinister motive & etc, etc......ya'll know how I roll by now.

PrePlat: "By the way, how funny would it be if that wasn't THE Meka? How funny would it be if maybe it was actually....maybe.....me for example? I wish, as it would be a Top 5 acheivement but wait....or am I now just blowing smoke again to continue the charade?? Hmmmm....These here Internets are muddy waters indeed. But anyway I just wanted to add that as I love ALL of meka and get Minda-Movelace-like tingles from most she did, but the Pre-Plat version launches Spuntnik on July 4th everytime. Sincerely, PrePlatinum Meka"


***I was feeling the warmth of this cozy nostalgic spoon session indeed, but as I surf a bit on this hypothetical site there it is..... I see it.......I twitch...... & double-take...... and then.....*screech of agony*.....*painful tranformation*......*blood-curldling HOWL*.......it's on bitch and the following explains and is equally powerful in coloring the jovial 8 shades darker then blood-thirty red for lack of a full moon...hypothetically:

Meka: "If you really knew anything about me you would not have printed this CRAP as more than HALF it it is Wrong. BY THE WAY MOST OF THE PHOTOS YOU ARE USING OF ME I OWN AND THEY ARE UNDER MY COPYRIGHT AND OWNERSHIP AND I WILL SUE YOUR CRAZY ASS.ASK ANYONE INT THE BUSINESS BECAUSE THEY KNOW I WILL.IT IS A FREDERAL OFFENCE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT DON'T WANT TO PAY FOR WHAT I HAVE ON MY SITE ARE A BUNCH OF SCUM BAGS AND NEED TO HAVE YOUR ASSES KICKED FOR DOING THIS KIND OF SHIT.
meka(THE REAL HYPOTHETICAL MEKA NOT THIS CRAP YOU HAVE POSTED)"

***To put this comment into it's correct isolated context realize that though still cunty it does not follow the prior conversation train & was in a completely hypothetically separate section of said hypothetical site under which had about a dozen or so of large glossy scans of a what I assume to be a hypothetical magazine shoot back in the day. Anyway, window of opportunity, arsenic + koolaid + stir time:

PrePlat: "One of my fav scenes that I downloaded for free here was the one where Meka is bitching at the carpenter guys, first to her husband when he gets home: "They couldn't even FUCKING nail the FUCKING nails into the FUCKING boards right."

Then the flashback to the guys working outside then into the living room. My fav highlight was the one rant about the previous night's orgy or whatever: "Yeah they broke my FUCKING table. Do you guys think you can fix this before my hypothetical husband gets home? They were FUCKIN' on it. FUCKIN' right here on my FUCKIN' table. Do you believe that? Four people FUCKIN' & SUCKIN' right here on my FUCKIN' table?"

PrePlatinum Blonde Meka was such a gutter mouth and I loved her so much for that. Anyway, that post up there got me hard & all sentimental & shit. So I think I will check out and jack to my fav free Meka tribute site clips.

Sincerely,
Pre-Platinum Blonde Meka"

Well frederal indictments & warrants, paulice raids, & dantective surveillance aside, this is one of the best hypothetical real-life scenes of any play out there, so I sez anyway. Wonder what that dude will hypothetically email me? Will let you know next Act.

[boombingbang]

I agree ! I assume that you are 420 friendly...

Nah, I'm a healthy nut and into the all-natural high, organic food, and lying terribly.

[boombingbang]

Act 4: boombingbye - Snuffed - Aaaaand that's a hypothetical wrap!

'Nuff said

Email from Tribute-site-operator: "I've no idea if that is the real Meka... But it wouldn't surprise me... Don't ask me why. However, we both know that anonymity and pseudonyms go hand in hand with the internet:-) Your name isn't preplat and mine certainly isn't blah! LOL!!! This is the sixth tribute site in ten years... I have no doubt there will be a seventh."

Email to Tribute-site-op: "Cool. Thanks & will check it out. Hope no hard feelings. Just trying to provide (though "colorful") a reasonable, honest & objective view & opinion, but maybe you are right in that it being just as well to 86 it. But maybe if Meka (if even her) is receptive & open to our anarchist political & (primarly) economic ideology & preferences, then maybe (and after Hell freezes over) it has a shot at a future. If I get to Hell before these negociations are complete, I'll see what I can do! Take care! Sincerely, PrePlat" (Note: thanked him for link to suggested classic site which I omitted - probably find Davy Jones locker or better there I'll bet)

Back to tribute site back & forth (which is kinda concurrent with above):

PrePlat: "Hey guy, you seem ok, genuine, sincere, yadda-fuckin-yadda though seemingly maybe none-to-bright in the heat of this jerk to your prideful sensibilties by her (though justifiable) targeted personal anger & venom. As such a swell chap, I just wanted to suggest MINIMALLY and as an act of good faith to her, maybe taking down the pirated vid links at least (though I love them). Telling her there are errors in arcane textbooks isn't gonna score any points or prevent potential legal castrations - site related or otherwise. Just a thought. -PrePlat"

***The above "arcane textbook" reference was due to prior defensive rant by tribute-site-op in addressing "Meka"'s claims of an inaccurate bio blurb omn this hypothetical site. Trib-guy said something like there being errors in a just read, ancient 3 volume history book - quite amusing and I don't post directly as maybe some issue with website copyright laws which of course is totally insane and ridiculous in light of the situation, but as you will soon see & further it's also a soon-to-be moot point since it will be like "What site? Where?" fairly soon....and hypothetically. Here it comes:

Public post replaces previous one, the "all hands abandon hypothetical ship" call:

Tribute-Site-Op: "Final bow! If it means dissecting this blog just to keep it going... well fuck it! I can't be arsed. You're not going to find such rare material anywhere else for free, so download what you can guys. This site is going bye-bye..."

PrePlat: "Final boombingblow I sez."


-The real, un-hypothetical end

[boombingbang]

We are guaranteed at least one DVD extra here on our hypothetical screenplay:

Act 5: Misunderstanding, Mistaken Identity, & Invasive Fireplace Accoutrements

Email to Meka per offical site's contact e-addy:

PrePlat's Email:

Dear Meka (or rep, intern, whatever)

A couple gifts. No motives here other than a laugh and giving one. I have included below the backstory behind the destruction of a tribute/pirate Meka site. Maybe Meka (you?) herself is somewhat familiar (if that was really her on there posting and fucking shit up) and certainly didn't need my assistance to see it sunk. However, I saw a window to destroy for destruction's sake. So there it was here:

Gift one: http:///deadandgone.bbb

Best regards,
Pre-Plat-Meka

Gift two is pasted below - if you like & could publish this on your site somewhere that would rule - yeah I lied about the motive thing but I don't expect anything should you do that other than the inherent exposure & bragging rights, thanks. Also and for real, I love your stuff especially the one scene. It's a shame you didn't work with that one girl more as I became much infatuated per that scene. Lastly, if you do put my insane rambling below on your official site I will join it (yeah i'm a fucker with a lot of nerve, but still luv ya!).

Ps. Changed-up names and other things to be safe (pasted the whole shabang below)

*All that stuff above past "Act 5:" pasted here

Meka's "fuck shit up" reply: "YES IT WAS ME ON THERE POST THAT "SHIT" AND NO I WAS NOT DOING IT TO "FUCK" SHIT UP I DID IT BECAUSE YOU ARE WRONG WITH YOUR INFORMATION AND YOU DID STEAL THINGS FROM ME. SO TAKE IT DOWN AND GO AWAY AND I WILL DO THE SAME. IF NOT I WILL BE UP YOUR ASS LIKE HOT POKER ON A COLD NIGHT.
MEKA"

This calls for a calm, diplomatic, reasoned and gentle response to clear the air but I replied instead. Here it is:

PrePlat Re-Reply Email: "WOW. I am on your side, dear...sort of. But anyway, take a dick or two or something, read, and comprehend before the fireplace utensils go missing. I am not the site creator, inventor or anything else. ZERO association, responsibility, affiliation or anything else. I surf the web. I found it awhile back. I visited from time to time. Just so happened I saw your posts and wanted to F around. Anyway if your eyes allow technicolor vision again instead of blood red & sufficient calm sets in, take a look at what I wrote below and connect A to B. In advance, you're welcome and take care to you & your pokers.

Love,
PrePlat"

Hypothetical stories can get real messy sometimes.