Jokes: e.g. How can you teach a chick to squirt?

[boombingbang]

So I mean all kinds of jokes here - from the cute to the edgy to the horribly out of line. For examples for above you could say....

Cute: First teach yourself to keep a hard-on longer than 30 seconds
Edgy: Punch her in the face
Near-Criminal: Stab her with a pencil...in the jugular

If you got, please go now.