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Postby rashidnz on Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:47 am

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wasting their money/time/life/dreams on this Steaming Pile of DOGSHIT :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :?:

There a whole lot of worst moments but the scene they ripped off from the Matrix film is easily my"fav" it was at that moment I really thought about just walking out,how couldit get worse than this I wondered :?
The set up is that our Hero whose name I forgot is told that in his quest/mission he must find this Mysterious Program who has knowledge that will help him(Jedi Yoda ) Zeus
To do this he must talk with the Flamingly Camp.Gay Martin Sheen character who is a Male Liza Minella with elements of Rocky Horror Frankenfurter
(he has a cane that he performs his dance routine with in the middle of an"Epic" fight scene,NO I SHIT YOU NOT
This is actually in the movie :roll: :evil:
they actually cutaway from the "fight" sequences to show him doing his Fred Astaire/Liza routine
It could not get worse than this could it :?:
Oh yes it could
somemovies are so bad they can almost be funny /good
This Movie IS NOT one of those Films
It Sucks ,It will Always Suck, Forever and Ever
The End


Transformers 2 was bad ok but had some action
this was like bad and Boring
this review sums it up excerpted from aintitcoolnews.com The previous bad review there has already disappeared and this one may also so have included some parts Quotes edited "
"A massive disappointment. It is in the same league as THE PHANTOM MENACE and INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL – an overblown, over-marketed, decades-in-the-anticipation, soulless zombie of a film. It is an exquisite corpse, but a corpse nonetheless.

wince-inducing inanity, there is one utterly unforgivable, atrocious, BATMAN AND ROBIN – level failure in TRON LEGACY. Remember how Batman pulls out the Bat-credit-card, and it seemed staggeringly out of place and just so wrong it made you ashamed to not just be watching the film, but to even know about a country where something like that is possible? The same thing happens here. After Sam Flynn gets off his motorcycle, the camera lingers a beat on the perfectly centered DUCATI logo. It just seems strange, unnecessary, and ridiculous, but that’s only a tiny warm up of the soul-melting travesty to come. Sam then parks his bike basically right in the middle of what amounts to his living room so that you can see the DUCATI logo, perfectly in focus, over his shoulder as he’s having one of his epic wooden expository conversations. With every cut, we see DUCATI, DUCATI, DUCATI, DUCATI, like a machine gun. To say it takes you out of the film is an understatement. For a little while you are no longer in an epic fantasy film – the blinders are off – you are now in the middle of an unseemly motorcycle commercial in drag. But that’s just a warm-up for the coup-de-grace: during the final confessional at the climax of the film, right in the middle of the goddamn in-computer TRON world, Jeff Bridges mentions the DUCATI motorcycle by fucking name brand, apropos of nothing. It is as if a record screeched and the film stopped. "




ok well it s bad in a scifi action blockbuster to hope that the acting might save the film
but when the action sequences are ripped from Batman/Ironman and the Original Star Wars what can you expect
The acting is really really bad
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Re: Tron Legacy

Postby hopless3 on Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:24 am

It wasn't that bad. True the scene with Michel Sheen is just tooooo camp but most of the comparisons with "The Matrix" come from the fact that the premise of "The Matrix" is based on the original Tron with people in an alternate On-line universe. Where it really fails is that none of the action sequences are really exciting.

As to the story line where the hero goes on a quest where he faces challenges on the way and meats wise/magical/powerful people who can help while the "enemy" is trying to stop him is not from Star Wars. That story has been used for at least 3000 years In fact many of the greatest works of fiction use it.
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Re: Tron Legacy

Postby Frigo on Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:27 pm

I fell asleep while watching it. Not even Olivia Wild could save the movie. I was very disappointed!
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Re: Tron Legacy

Postby hopless3 on Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:54 pm

I would say though that I've never found 3D to add anything to a movie it's just a gimmick.


and yes the leading lady is very nice.
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Re: Tron Legacy

Postby senator on Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:48 am

That movie was just straight crap.... :(
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Re: Tron Legacy

Postby Frigo on Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:39 pm

hopless3 wrote:I would say though that I've never found 3D to add anything to a movie it's just a gimmick.

Avatar was cool in 3D
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Re: Tron Legacy

Postby rashidnz on Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:59 pm

Hello
Tron ain't no Avatar :wink: ,
at least Avatar had Action :!:
Similarities abound though Bad Acting Check
Cheesey Dialog Check
Way to long Check
Blatant Product Placement and In Movie Advertising for Ducati Motorcycles :evil: :lol: Oh wait thats just Tron
Hippie Guru who is a Stoned Yoda :roll: oh wait thats Tron
Liza Minella wannabe Gay Bar Owner doing a Fred Astaire routine :roll: :P in middle of the Matrix Bar Fight scene Check :roll: no wait thats just Tron
oh it did have some nice shots of Beau Garret 's Ass
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nope thats Entourage
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Re: Tron Legacy

Postby hopless3 on Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:59 pm

Frigo wrote:
hopless3 wrote:I would say though that I've never found 3D to add anything to a movie it's just a gimmick.

Avatar was cool in 3D


Avatar was a much better movie but seeing it in 3D I didn't feel made it look much better (though Neytiri's legs and ass did look good :D and very very long ).

rashidnz wrote:Hello
Tron ain't no Avatar :wink: ,
at least Avatar had Action :!:
Similarities abound though Bad Acting Check
Cheesey Dialog Check
Way to long Check
Blatant Product Placement and In Movie Advertising for Ducati Motorcycles :evil: :lol: Oh wait thats just Tron
Hippie Guru who is a Stoned Yoda :roll: oh wait thats Tron


Your point about the action is what really set's them apart as I said before the action in Tron Legacy just didn't work hence the fact they didn't raise the movie and so it felt dull. Remember however Tron was made by Disney and was intended for much younger people than us. I did see a review on TV where the reviewer said he felt it was dull and the action didn't work (pretty much what we found) but his kids loved it and were playing "Tron" for days afterwards. So maybe we're just not it's intended audience.

As to them both being too long thats not true Avatar was too long at nearly 3 hours, where as Tron just felt too long even though it was a far more sensible 2 hours 5 minutes.
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Re: Tron Legacy

Postby hopless3 on Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:14 am

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Re: Tron Legacy

Postby rashidnz on Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:06 am

Hello
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At least Olivia got naked in Tron :roll: no darn wait thats ALPHA :lol: DOG
at least there some good shots of her perky nipples :wink: :::
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Nope thats Details :roll:


at least Avatar had a grautiouse sex scene ::: and nudity no darn :evil: they had to cut that for the Kiddie rating :roll:
it's ok to show people Die
but heaven forbid showing some Blue Skin or any sign of affection or intimacy :P
I suppose it was because they wanted to avoid a bestiality rumour :lol:
one more shot
There was that great Cleavage shot in Tron :roll: But that Ducati Logo Cycle kept getting in the :evil: :lol: way

Nope NO the bit about Ducati just taking the movie out of the movie and putting an ad in it where the characters emote about the greatness of the DUCATI,
Not how cool the lightcycles are :roll: :?: :!:
that is there but this shot nowhere to be sen in Tron
enjoy the picture avoid the Movie
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Re: Tron Legacy

Postby rashidnz on Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:44 am

Hello :)
Heres some more pictures of Ollivia looking very sexy in Tron :roll:
Wait thats not possible, because they turned her into a fembot with the emotional range of Wall E :evil:
Actually Wall E had more soul :::
and added that stupid skirt trim :evil: to prevent any views of her delicious derriere
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Re: Tron Legacy

Postby fallon on Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:33 am

this one's from wikipedia is still the best shot taken from her...look at those incredible eyes!
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Re: Tron Legacy

Postby rashidnz on Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:02 am

Hello :)
Thanks fallon, that is a Great Picture ::: :D
Yes she has amazing eyes ,

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but lets not forget her other attributes
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Alpha Dog screenshot
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FHM

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Re: Tron Legacy

Postby hopless3 on Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:53 pm

instead of the light cycle you could get one of these

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Re: Crap Us Films with Hot Babes

Postby rashidnz on Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:22 am

Hello
Having Changed the thread title to allow more scope for posting
I would rather have one of these
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Perhaps the only reason to watch Hall Pass
her name is [URL=http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1764351/]Nicky Whelan[/URL
and if you like Scrubs you might recognise her ::: as MAYA
Whats not to love :?: :!: :wink:
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and she goes full frontal topless in the movie(Not recommending the Movie itself btw)Which makes Tron look like a work of Art
alright Art that has been shat on and graffitied but nevertheless still art it is still art right? :roll: :?: :lol:

Tron set new standards for badness and suckiness, and what is Really really sad is the Apathy, people just don't care,Sso what you sold me a piece of shit
I am so :oops: to admit I saw it I will not even complain about it It's that :twisted: Bad :evil: :x
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