Do you think aliens are on earth?

[Euro]

I have so many books about abductions. Do you?

[STEMCELL]

are on drugs?

[robot]

i abduct humans once in a while, necessarily of the female type, then insert a probe in a few orifices, sometimes in a non-natural way.

i used to blow up cows in prairies, but it got old. You can only have so much fun until your boots' color is "gut red".

recently, i started fantasizing about switching cows and females in my games.

[Raytech]

i abduct humans once in a while, necessarily of the female type, then insert a probe in a few orifices, sometimes in a non-natural way.

i used to blow up cows in prairies, but it got old. You can only have so much fun until your boots' color is "gut red".

recently, i started fantasizing about switching cows and females in my games.

You are responsible for having had me laught loudly...obviously nothing to say about your tastes (who doesn't like prairies cows ?)

[Euro]

Don´t laugh about this. It´s not funs when creatures appear at night beside your bed and they get with their hands on your eggs and dick. "Every", really every book says this: The aliens want our sperm.

Here you have over 100 books about this fact!

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_b/002-6193509-1004061?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=ufo+abduction&x=0&y=0

[hardware]

You have to feel sorry for any alien who has to travel so far for so little.

[Euro]

They have no emotions. Actually, they created humans., because so they have something to get the energy they need. They don´t get energy from food. They use human emotions for food. It´s all about energy and they created their own planet for that reason - planet earth. Actually there are more alien species. But we just have them as visitors. And this creatures are not the good ones. They are evil and are behind everything that has to do with demons and war. They actually manipulate peoples minds so humans fight against each other - so more suffering gets created - so the creatures have again energy. I understand that many of you don´t want or can´t understand all this, but it´s true.

[Xenomorgue]

Don't worry, the Men In Black will kick their alien asses !

[Euro]

No. The "Men In Black" are 4th density. They just try to create fear so they can take the energy the grey creatures also need (the energy you create when you feel fear). The Men In Black and the grey creatures fight for each little energy humans produce trough the feeling of fear. There are more densitys. We are 3th density. At 7th density everything there is pure mind. Atoms are 1th density. They do have a mind, but it works together with everything beside the first density up till the 3th density. Creatures of the 4th density are like your thoughts. But they really exist. They just don´t use atoms like everything between 1th and 3th density.

[robot]

ok. next one to feed the troll will be thrown out of the spaceship.
...
oops!

[Euro]

I´m not a troll.

[Xenomorgue]

On a more serious note, I think it is a sad sign of our times that so many people seek comfort in all kinds of mysterious, quasi-religious, pseudo-scientific fields and topics.

Even in the better bookshops in my home town, you will find more books on Astrology than Astronomy; more on UFOs than on Space Exploration; more on Numerology than on Mathematics; more on Alchemy or Magical Gemstones than on Chemistry/Physics; more on the Tarot than on Card Games; more on various Alternative Medical treatments than on Health and First Aid; more on Angels, Elves, Fairies and Kobolds than on Ecology.