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What EBI needs is...

A publicist
3
10%
More pictures of naked chicks
10
34%
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" in the background
1
3%
A sexy secretary like the one in "The Producers"
3
10%
XHTML
0
No votes
MDMA
2
7%
A 303
0
No votes
A woman
7
24%
A pet racoon
0
No votes
More cowbells!
3
10%
 
Total votes : 29

What EBI needs is...

Postby sbando on Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:56 pm

1) A publicist

2) More pictures of naked chicks

3) "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" in the background

4) A sexy secretary like the one in "The Producers"

5) XHTML

6) MDMA

7) A 303

8 ) A woman

9) A pet racoon

10) More cowbells!
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Postby Frigo on Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:08 am

I don't know "The Producers" but a sexy secretary would be nice :P
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Postby Camarillobrillo on Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:05 pm

As much as i hate Poison i have to go for MDMA...

Followed by half an hour of the Hypnotoad :lol:


ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!!
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Postby Xenomorgue on Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:31 am

What EBI needs is ... ?

I say that EBI needs a community of people who enjoy visiting this site regularly, who like to read other people's posts and who are not afraid to add their own thoughtful comments to a thread.
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Postby hardware on Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:42 pm

I voted for more cowbells.
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Postby Xenomorgue on Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:28 pm

hardware wrote:I voted for more cowbells.


If you are looking for cowbells, try your local Country and Western gift shop. They also sell the finest cactuses and wooden horsecocks. And CDs featuring music by America's favourite vocalist Tammy Wynette.
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Postby hardware on Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:10 pm

I take it that you never saw This Is Spinal Tap.
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Postby sbando on Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:31 pm

Close.
Saturday Night Live, actually :).
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Postby Camarillobrillo on Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:29 pm

sbando wrote:Close.
Saturday Night Live, actually :).


Yeah !!!
The great Gene Frenkle :lol:
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Postby hardware on Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:17 pm

sbando wrote:Close.
Saturday Night Live, actually :).


In honor of your avatar - D'oh!
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Re: What EBI needs is...

Postby svin_renigoth on Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:47 am

sbando wrote:1) A publicist

2) More pictures of naked chicks

3) "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" in the background

4) A sexy secretary like the one in "The Producers"

5) XHTML

6) MDMA

7) A 303

8 ) A woman

9) A pet racoon

10) More cowbells!


i voted for more cowbells, but i think you could add one more:
11) More Aristocrats jokes
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Postby sbando on Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:44 pm

Also know as 11) Cheap Letterman knock-off.
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Postby Mr_White on Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:28 pm

I´d like to add # 12: A ministry for silly walks
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What EBI needs....

Postby Toffeeman on Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:47 pm

...is a very clever search facility in which you could list you fave porn stars and then it would tell you others that you might like to investigate.

That's what I would like.

And I'm sorry that it wasn't more amusing but it wasn't meant to be.
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Postby Walter Burns on Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:47 pm

Mods with common sense.
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