HOW YOU GET A GIRL IN 5 MINUTES!!

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HOW YOU GET A GIRL IN 5 MINUTES!!

Postby Euro on Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:31 pm

Guys! Guess what book I wrote a few minutes ago - A BOOK ABOUT HOW YOU GT A GIRL! You need Moschusparfume! This has an effect on the vagina of the woman! Scintists found that out. They not even want then a hot body anymore, their bodychemicals just want sex when they smell moschusparfume. I just used it , i was in an shop... now!! I just went to a hot girl and she laughed with me! I asked her if she can give me an exchange. And it was so cool. Now she is next to me. We go drink together later... wow. great day. moschus - boys! Buy it! what a great thing!!
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Postby homicidalpsychojunglefury on Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:14 pm

If I had to guess what you're trying to do, I'd be torn amongst the following:

1) make a complete ass of yourself, many times over
2) get your ass hauled out of this forum
3) annoy pretty much everybody who reads this forum

One piece of advice to you, pipe it down, and go back to whatever QUIET activity (ie, no posting) before you get your IP banned. ALRIGHT? :evil:
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Postby sbando on Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:53 am

Is this a poll?

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Postby Xenomorgue on Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:23 pm

I am quite impressed that Euro has written a book in just one day on a subject that he was struggling with until recently: how to get girls.

Well, I can only assume that it is a great book and I hope that Euro is able to find a publisher.

Well done, Euro !
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Postby Euro on Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:15 pm

i fucked her last night.

the book was a big help.

she looks like leana sweet, just 5 years older. i fucked her asshole. she was drunk. totally. it was so cool, man...

:-)
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Postby tami flu on Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:35 pm

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Postby Airtight_fanatic on Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:53 pm

Euro wrote:i fucked her last night.

the book was a big help.

she looks like leana sweet, just 5 years older. i fucked her asshole. she was drunk. totally. it was so cool, man...

:-)


If she looks like Leanna Sweet , maybe you can post some pictures .
Has not to be erotic or arousing .
Simple innocent photos would be totally cool .
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Postby hopless3 on Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:02 pm

Euro wrote:i fucked her last night.

the book was a big help.

she looks like leana sweet, just 5 years older. i fucked her asshole. she was drunk. totally. it was so cool, man...

:-)


Did you now?

How did the book help? Did you hit her over the head with it?
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Postby Euro on Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:10 pm

Airtight_fanatic wrote:
Euro wrote:i fucked her last night.

the book was a big help.

she looks like leana sweet, just 5 years older. i fucked her asshole. she was drunk. totally. it was so cool, man...

:-)


If she looks like Leanna Sweet , maybe you can post some pictures .
Has not to be erotic or arousing .
Simple innocent photos would be totally cool .


She looks more like "Destiny" but more older and more spanish. She is so sexy. About 235 years old but very sexy!
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