Her Secret Crush 2025 04 01
Nice to see her again.
She seems to have taken one of those mysterious breaks that babes sometimes do.
You know -
boyfriend who won't allow porn,
sugar daddy who makes porn unnecessary,
managing tattoo studio in Helsinki's hipster quarter,
24/7 'escort' schedule in London,
life-or-death battle with crystal meth addiction,
solo sailing trip around the world,
pregnancy and delivery of cute little puppy,
titanic struggle with anorexia/bulimia,
intense affair with 50-year-old lesbian abstract painter,
spiritual retreat in a Carmelite convent,
held as hostage and sex slave by Mexican cartel,
training with Finland's Olympic synchronised swimming squad,
Master's degree in Electromagnetic Engineering,
voluntary work with famine relief in Sudan,
year-long internment as high-security psychiatric prison inpatient...
...you know, one or another of those girlie things...
So this is one who so far hasn't fulfilled Woodman's breathless predictions after he had 'formatted' her.
Unfortunately her 'Secret Crush' in this comeback scene is the dead-and-mummified Perry.
At risk of losing some nice images of Mimi I have kept his face to the bare minimum here in the interests of good taste and decorum.
















