I want to create also a "Euro-Babe Board"

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I want to create also a "Euro-Babe Board"

Postby Euro on Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:44 pm

I love this here! But I think we need more of this, because there are to many sweet girls... so what software did you use here? Is it a lot of work? And this free? Or do you need to pay money?
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Postby paroxysmia on Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:01 pm

That depends on what you want to do !!!
It's a mainstream board or warez board ?

You can host it on free hoster but if you want a better bandwith, you will need to rent a server (discount hosters propose one for 10€/month).

About the template, you can use free phpBB forum but it's not the best even if you can find lots of mods to improve it.

Or there is IPB or vBulletin. These ones are not free, maybe 100$ the licence for one year.

But they are very developed with many tools and functions.
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Postby Euro on Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:31 pm

I want it like THIS HERE. But it hould look nicer. I want a section for "Blonds" and "Brunettes" and "Anal" and many sections so people find everything very easy and fast. I want it in style of this one here because its cool.
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Postby sbando on Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:33 pm

Pre-teen girls set up Justin boards in 10 minutes, just RTFM.
Hosting is a different beast, esp. if you're have warez in mind.
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Postby sbando on Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:34 pm

Euro wrote:I want it like THIS HERE. But it hould look nicer.


THANK YOU.

I'm waiting for your site for inspiration.
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Postby Xenomorgue on Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:33 pm

I must say that it is a bit unfortunate for Euro that Sbando has already claimed the forum name "Euro Babe Index".

It is probably best if Euro names his porn forum "Sbando Babe Index".

That way, if somewhere in the future both sites are active and comparable in quality and content, Euro and Sbando can swap either the forum names or even the actual sites.

The future is bright !
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Postby sbando on Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:35 pm

Yeah, he wishes.
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Postby Euro on Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:22 pm

I just told you all that because I thought it would be better when you would tell me your ideas. So we do it together (ideas). I mean, you all should like it at the end, you know and i saw how great such an board can be - when i saw this here. i mean, you visit this hot sites and see thousands of girls and here you find guys so you can talk about all that. this is cool. but i want it more intelligent, with more options and a better design. also i want this thumbs so you can see them fast any easy. also i want a few more ideas for my board. i need so much ideas and the name also should be interesting. What do you think about my ideas? (title for my board)

"Eurobitches"
"EuroBabePlanet"
"EuroGirls"

???
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Postby sbando on Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:10 pm

EuroBabePlanet sounds cool but not that original :).
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Postby Euro on Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:15 pm

"EuroBabeGalaxy"

???

This sounds cool. Or?
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Postby STEMCELL on Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:24 pm

Euro, you should stay with your how do I pick a girl in five minutes area, Junge, because I know which Internet Service Provider you´re using and that tells me everything about your IT skills :wink:
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Postby homicidalpsychojunglefury on Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:13 pm

"top ten reasons why Euro should stick to eye-balling europorn at his favourite internet cafe and not venture into neither publishing yet another 'how to pick up girls' nor annoying forum readers":

#TEN) half-baked ideas and other brilliantly undercooked methods are not a hot commodity yet (unless you consider spam as a business and retards as a customer base)

#NINE) you'd probably get thousands of $$ sueing the publishers because you found this book in the "SELF-HELP" aisle at the bookstore, which is obviously misleading, unless it's self-helping you waste your time and money that is

#EIGHT) the probability of picking up a hot chick after reading his book is lower than the chance of Euro getting struck by lightning twice in a limo while getting a BJ from anna nicole smith on her way to a MENSA annual reunion

#SEVEN) grid-enabled statistical models running on supercomputers actually proved that it is better to try to mooch a free rim-job off a model in the middle of a runway show during fashion week in Bryant Park than to be successful with *any* chick using Euro's step-by-step guide to losing the blue balls

#SIX) Sample book titles from the same publisher: "How to marry top-models and become a billionnaire in 7 easy steps - Money back guaranteed" and "The complete maps to hidden gold treasures still not found after 10 decades"

#FIVE) Euro is actually very smart and a cunning individual at that. He just wants everybody to think he's a retard on crack. Euro, you old pirate, you fooled me!!

#FOUR) bunny lost all empathy/sympathy for Euro, and he's usually very fond of helping out much worse losers than himself. Bad sign.

#THREE) enrique iglesias actually bought and read the book. before that, he was a virgin. i swear!

#TWO) "alien abductions" and "hot girls picked up by retarded losers" are actually pretty popular topics on the internet. Surely there must be some truth to it.

#ONE) "How to pick up hot girls" by Euro should be put right next to "How to have a successful marriage" by OJ Simpson.
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Postby Nihilist on Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:26 pm

Few areas missed off the help for Euro.

1. You not only need a host, but you need one which allows adult content! Good luck finding that.

2. You need someone with technical knowledge really of the workings of such a site. You also may need someone with a bit of legal knowledge because many of the girls will asked to be removed (usually ending the sentence with "or else").

3. If you plan to host images and allow people to post images then you need to have a sizable hosting account with good bandwidth. You also then need a bit of knowledge of the 2257 USC ruling.

4. You need to be unique. What can you offer that is not already available and what will make people want to visit your site over the already established market leaders.

Along with the other recommendations, these are things to be thought about. It's not an easy task running a mainstream website.
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Postby Camarillobrillo on Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:55 pm

homicidalpsychojunglefury wrote:#EIGHT) the probability of picking up a hot chick after reading his book is lower than the chance of Euro getting struck by lightning twice in a limo while getting a BJ from anna nicole smith on her way to a MENSA annual reunion


The key factor that lowers the probability is given by the twin lightining strike, the limo, or the blow job ??

Not to mention that sadly Anna Nicole Smith already rests in peace from quite awhile.
Or it implies also some resurrection like powers from Euro just to lower the probability a bit ??
She had that Camarillo Brillo, flamin' out along her head...
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